Vampire PUSSYfication

--Emo Vampire lyrics Ill never be an emo vampire Setting tweenaged loins on fire Ive got nothing in common with the vampires of today The...


--Emo Vampire lyrics

Ill never be an emo vampire
Setting tweenaged loins on fire

Ive got nothing in common with the vampires of today
They gaze at girls and pout and brood and then just run away

This Twilight hack thinks she can come along and change the Vampire rules
I guess sleeping in coffins and wearing capes, suddenly isnt cool

Girls wont climb up trees with me or canoodle in the grass
And when I play Vampire baseball I always get picked last

[spoken] Seriously dudes. Thats a human you just picked over me.

Ive seduced all kinds of women from all over the world
But, now the only dates I get are with chunky gothic girls

When did all these Vampires become abstinent and whiny
When I walk into the sun I dont get all bright and shiny

Vampires dont have purity rings like undead Jonas Brothers
If I cant score with these high school girls perhaps Ill go for their mothers

(spoken) Why not? When youre 600 years old theres no such thing as a cougar.

Ill never be an emo vampire
Setting tweenaged loins on fire

Ill have no participation
In this vampire pussification

So wake me up when the world grows a pairof fangs

(spoken)
You thought I was going to say balls didnt you?



Enviado por Jesus_Pix

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